Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want
to call my mom and tell her i just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want
to call your mother and thank her.
Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he
steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on
the table and take what I want?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone
we did anyway.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my
place and spread the word.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom
floor tomorrow morning.
My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
Can I flirt with you?
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice
set of buns.
[Look at his/her shirt label.] When they say, "What
are you doing?", reply Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it
against me?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
So... How am I doin'?
How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these
wet clothes?
[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can
I?
The first time is always the hardest.
Excuse me, are you on the pill?
Hi there. Do you swallow?
Wow! Are those real?
Wanna fuck like bunnies?
Bond. James Bond.
Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
I looked up the word "beautiful" in the thesaurus today,
and your name was included.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better
to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
So, do you wanna see something really swell?
I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
Do you take it up the ass?
Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad to
see me?
Have you got a little Irish/German/Spanish/Italian/etc in
you? Uh...no.... Well, do you want some?
What would you do if I kissed you right now?
ardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and
I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
I'm drunk.
Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it
came in?
I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels
NOW!
You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it
appears someone beat me to it.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
Pull my finger.
Hey baby, let's go back to my place and get something straight
between us.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by
again?
Your underwear must be made out of Windex, because I can
see myself in them tonight.
Excuse me. Do you wanna fuck or should I apologize?
Hi! Can I buy you a car?
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch
and sofa?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you
have a weak heart.
"You have some nice jewellery. It would look good on my nightstand."
"Chicks dig me - I wear coloured underwear!"
"Hi, I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced
nipples."
"Lets do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?"
"Excuse me, why is your drink glowing?"
"I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk."
"I've had quite a bit to drink tonight & you're
beginning to look pretty good!"
"I've got a thirst baby, and you smell like Gatorade!"
Hand out cards saying: "Smile if you want to sleep with me"
and watch them hold back their laughter.
Woman: "Excuse me, do you have the time?" Man: "Do you have
the energy?"
Walk over to a ladies table, take your dick out & say
"Hey Charlie, anyone here you recognise?"
"Stand back, I'm a doctor! You get an ambulance, I'll loosen
her clothes!"
"Hi, my name is {name}. How do you like me so far?"
"Hi, I make more money than you can spend."
"I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?"
"Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like
you on earth!"
"If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of
losing you."
"Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared
a cab home together?"
"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you."
"I was sitting here holding my cigarette when I realised
I'd rather be holding you."
"If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right
now."
"Sorry, I thought you were someone else, by the way, here's
my card."
"Say, didn't we go to different schools together?"
"Drop 'em"
"Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?"
"Your place or mine?"
"Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?"
"I'd look good on you!"
"Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?"
"I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something
else."
"I would kill or die to make love to you!"
"Sex is a killer... Want to die happy?"
"Fancy a fuck?"
"Do you beleive in one night stands?"
"Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here! Get them
while they're hot!"
"Is it cold outside, or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?"
"No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for $50?"
"You have the ass of a great artist."
"If I was Elvis, would you screw me?"
"Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?
I thought you knew?"
"Cold out isn't it?" (Staring at breasts)
"Ever played leap frog naked?"
"I'll bet you ten bucks I could get all your clothes off
in 30 seconds."
"Since we shouldn't waste this day & age, what you say
we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire?"
"Either way, I'm going to have you tonight, so you might
as well be there."
"Hello Susie, your mummy couldn't make it this afternoon.
She asked me to pick you up and take you home. My that's a pretty dress..."
"Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that
I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
"I'm single!"
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible
urge to plant you right here!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's
go screw
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good
Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I
want to be
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed
Rock
That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you,
I'd be coming too
Yo, baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King,
you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away
I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would
like to "tinker" around with
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
Thrasher, have you seen one?
Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam
you all night long
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep
until the afternoon
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is
only a light switch away
Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a fuck is out
of the question
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead
till hard, and serve hot
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala
Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave
home without me
